My Boss says I do not do ANYTHING.  Somehow I get blamed for EVERYTHING.  How in the world can I be to blame when I do NOTHING?  Come to think of it - How does this joint stay together with me around?  Buy this place, fire me, and you will be an instant success.  See. I am IMPORTANT.  We are all important - if nothing else we can serve as a BAD EXAMPLE.

Well let me tell you about MY Boss - My boss says I say he is wrong and he is right, that is exactly what I say but please don't tell him.

Why did the fish have a knot on its head?  It ran into the Dam wall.

Enough Said

Dump Clean Dirt HERE - A sign in Mustang, OK - didn't have the camera with me.


I took a picture of the mirror
I really have to get a new camera

The World's largest McDonald's is located in Oklahoma
(on the turnpike near Missouri).  The only access to it is by driving - it has no drive thru window.

Take the Y to the left 3 miles before that old bridge

WOMEN HAVE THE LAST WORD IN ANY ARGUMENT
Anything a man says after they speak is a new argument! - Believe me, I know for sure this is absolute truth.

What is a Cliff?  ---  A curb outside a bar

Auto trouble explanation:  The carburetor won't carb, the generator won't gen and the piston won't work either.

This picture was taken just northwest of downtown Wellston.  Not sure why they need a stop sign in the river but hey, Wellston is a great place and the people have a great sense of humor.   They are just living life and having "Fun in Oklahoma" (especially in Wellston).

There was a LOUD noise then a 55 gallon drum was flying high (higher than shown here).
 
What goes up must come down but not always all the way down.  You had to be there but "I heard it was very funny".  Don't know what happened but heard there were some disgruntled Texans that didn't want to leave yet.  Now this is just a rumor so don't start any rumors about it.

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